"Hello jose
wow. u are from australia? i heard that is far and where snakes live so just sayin. i love your picture u drawed because it has a goot moto on it. which is DONT BE PORN. I am glad u are helping me spread the good word. im kind of mad at u though because u didnt draw my nose and that is really mean because if i dont have a nose i will DIE so dont be a hater and put a nose on me or else. how am i supos to BREATH WITHOUT IT?!?!?!?!? So fix it. so just sayin.
love
miranda"
"HI MIRANDA,
My name is José (pronounced joe-zay) and I am your BIGGEST Australian MIRFANDA. I am 19 and live in Sydney!!!! Me and my friends always watch your videos and we love you so much you are sooooooo funny! Please come back to Australia soon, we missssss youuuu!!! My work is below and it is a digital painting of you made eating breakfast! It contains your famous tagline 'Don't Be Porn!' I love you so much because you are talented and funny!!!
Love you Miranda!José xxx"
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